reblogging for the 50th time because its just so accurate
Wondering when im gonna be spared one day when im NOT pissed/annoyed/frustrated with someone
I talk a lot of shit for someone who panics while ordering food at restaurants
I’ve decided that the most remarkable thing I’m going to do with my life is live the way I want. I’m going to do what I want and be happy. I’m going to only deal with the people I want and be happy. I’m going to love people who treat me like I’m the best thing to walk this…
Can you please pass the butter, Daddy?